A little older, a little stranger
Sunday, March 9th, 2008My demonic adversary, J.D., turns five today.
According to my astrologer friend, our Joe was born in the year of the Rooster. How fitting is the description of roosters: “Vain and talkative, roosters have a reputation for being self-obsessed…”
Be sure to visit him and pretend that his creepy adoration of Saoirse Ronan is normal behaviour. Just for today, anyway.
10:52 pm on 9-Mar-08
Hey, she’s the one that’s 9 years older than me!
*sigh* Thank you, PJ.
Bastardessa.
3:27 am on 10-Mar-08
lol
12:32 pm on 10-Mar-08
You know you love me really.
2:57 pm on 10-Mar-08
And you know you love me really.
Which makes you a pedophile.
GET AWAY FROM HE, PERV!!!!!!
7:27 pm on 10-Mar-08
At most I’d love you like my pesky little brother, who I’d ridicule and abuse 24-7.
11:45 pm on 10-Mar-08
So you’re into incest and BDSM then?
You’re messed-up, lady.
12:08 am on 11-Mar-08
Wow, someone’s got sex on the brain. Enjoy your puberty.
6:06 am on 12-Mar-08
You know you want this! [slaps ass]
4:25 pm on 12-Mar-08
In your dreams. Evidently.
2:15 am on 13-Mar-08
No, in your dreams.
Bastardessa.