Randy Interruptions

Monday, November 5th, 2007 | Posted in Uncategorized

I can’t chat for long, as I’m at work. Dirk just visited me here, the lusty monkey. He would have humped my leg if I’d let him.

He was whispering that he still wants me, he must have me, he won’t give up until I’m in his bed, my breasts are beautiful, blah blah blah.

I asked him about the blonde who I heard that he’s shagging and he denied it. I said I didn’t believe him; that he probably just wanted to keep his options open, yadda yadda yadda. He kept on trying to kiss me, to touch me but I was quick on my feet and avoided his crude advances.

Is it too much to ask for a simple life? I ask you. Gotta get back to work before they sack me.

October > November

Thursday, November 1st, 2007 | Posted in Eye Candy, my life

It’s November, and we’re back to black! (If you prefer the hot pink look you can use the theme switcher on the top left.)

Sorry for the technical issues over the past couple of days. I needed to move to another web host, which involved lots of downloading and uploading. I tell you, watching those files being re-uploaded was like being thirteen again, on a day-trip to a fun-fair at the seaside playing one of those horse-racing games. Come on upload 10, number 13 is gaining on you. Only one megabyte to go! Except of course, that all the “horses” were mine, and I hadn’t paid to play. A girl’s gotta amuse herself somehow.


So anyway, it’s November. I’m not joining in NaNoWriMo (novel writing month) or even NaBloPoMo (blog every day of the month), but do come here if you want a distraction from all that hard work. (By the way, I’ve got a spare copy of No Plot, No Problem if anyone wants it.)

I admit that I’ve been a bit unorganised on the blogging front recently, but I’ve decided to have some regular features each week to keep things ticking over nicely. I’ll discuss them with you in more detail on Sunday.

On the personal front, things are getting better. Work still sucks though, and that’s a whole ‘nother blog post for y’all. On Tuesday I got a free cookie, cheeseburger, and can of Sprite from my local shops, for being a nice girl. In the evening I spent a few hours with Miguel and his housemate, then said hi to the cute friendly Turkish kebab guy on the way home. I’m down to one Prozac pill a day and Dirk has apparently found a new girl for his adulterous attentions. Like I said, life is good.

Oh, and sorry about that strange post on Monday. Let’s forget it ever happened. :wink:

And I’ve finally found the right moment to use this pic of Jenny McCarthy, a samurai told me it was her 35th birthday:

Jenny McCarthy

The Last Ten Days

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 | Posted in my life

The people have spoken! According to the results of my recent poll, my readers like to read about my life and my random thoughts.

Here’s a brief summary of the last 10 days or so in my life, I had been planning to write this last Sunday but my internet problems made it impossible. (more…)

Happy Birthday, Dirk!

Monday, September 17th, 2007 | Posted in Uncategorized

The sleazy married cafe-manager wannabe-adulterer turns 39 today. All I gave him was a birthday handshake.


No funny business.


Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 | Posted in Uncategorized

I know I haven’t blogged much about my love-life lately, partly because I’m not actually dating anyone, and partly because it’s a bloody mess despite that fact.

At the moment I appear to have 3 suitors:

  1. A guy who reads this blog, so I can’t say much about him. He doesn’t live in the UK, so nothing much can happen with him for now. (And it’s not Dr Monkey! :lol: )
  2. A guy I met in Jamaica, who recently informed me that he wants to impregnate me! Like that’s ever going to happen.
  3. Dirk Dastardly. He came to my workplace recently and told me that he still wants me (again). Yet again I said no. He told me that he’d had some doubts about me because someone had told him that I’d made a gesture referring to a blow job (WTF!), but he’d since decided that they were lying about me. He wouldn’t tell me who it was in case I decided to unleash some vengence on the lying prick.