Dirty Cows: The Finale
Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
So here we are, at the end of our journey into the farmyard adventure. Which girl will win the affections of lechy Alexy? Claire, Keeley or Larissa?
Mucking out the pig pen was their first challenge of the day. Keeley was scared of the huge pigs, Claire stood back and watched in dismay while Larissa got stuck in and sorted it all out.
Alexy continued to feign confusion; of course he didn’t want to pick one girl, he wanted them all (Tara included)!
After the departure of Danielle, the atmosphere in the cowshed was rather tense. Claire and Larissa argued about Alexy’s apparent interest in Claire. Claire said that Larissa was acting like “a psycho” and swore a few times during the discussion. Then later in front of Tara, Claire told Larissa to leave her alone, and Larissa walked off and started crying. Keeley kept herself out of the crossfire, which was wise.
The final challenge was to organise and host a posh garden party, then for each girl to give a speech about why Alexy should pick her. Tara commented that she’d attended a finishing school for two years to learn the skills that the girls would need to learn within a day.
Tara took the girls shopping to find the perfect outfit for the party. It was interesting to see the girls looking demure yet sexy in their summer dresses.
While Keeley and Larissa sorted out the food, Claire was stressing out about the marquee, which wasn’t going well. Fortunately she had some help from Alexy’s brother Roddy (and there was definitely some chemistry between them). Later on, Tara gave the girls a quick lesson in holding their posture, using the classic book-on-the-head exercise.
Larissa showed us the knickers that she hadn’t been wearing… then Alexy greeted the countrified cows, who all were looking lovely. Then the girls who had been sent home in previous weeks came back to enjoy the party (and give their opinions too of course).
The party was a success. Then it was time for the speeches…
First up was ruthless Keeley, who gave a sweet speech about her first impressions of Alexy and the things she liked most about him.
Then lusty Larissa. Her speech was a bit fast, possibly revealing her nervousness, but she seemed sincere.
Then finally Claire, who spoke without a script about her wish to know Alexy better.
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And Alexy’s final choice was … Keeley!
Then a helicopter came and took the couple away, James Bond stylee.
The End…?
12:37 am on 11-Oct-07
what a joke this woman puts the dirt down for the other girls and sows the seeds of doubt just so she can hook the silly little boy who thinks she really wants to be with him. i wonder if the people who done the show put this boy on the show as an every day guy with an every day job if this girl would of been so keen. i do not think so. yes he is cute but I’m sorry but he knows it and he as done this show in the hope of breaking into show business i would go so far to say he is the jade goody of the rich world
i really think if the girls thought he was your average guy he would of had more of a chance to see who really wanted to get to know him for him not just for who he is and what he as to offer,at the end the winner could of been told the truth about him. my advice is get a good prenuptial if you are mad enough to marry .
9:33 pm on 11-Oct-07
deserved winner, I thought Clarie was so arrogant who the hell does she think she is, her llauguage was absoltely appaling,she is a rough tart, swear swear swear, every word that came out of her mouth,makes you wonder where she has come from, and she was ugly in anycase.Everyone in the building I work in agree. a message to her wash your mouth out dirty cow,right word to describe her.
9:53 pm on 11-Oct-07
The show was awesome. Keeley was the right girl to win and the finale was excellent. Claire was hideous, foul mouthed and immature. Keely was my favourite from the start, she got stuck in and was the only one in my opinion that would fit well into the country life. Larissa was ok but her way to make a living clearly wasnt going to fit in with the family. Question is…what now??? how do Alexy and Keeley get on?????? I need an update!!
9:55 am on 12-Oct-07
Amy and Marie………………miaow….what a pair of nasty b****es you two are. Claire hunny you were absolutely stunning and gorgeous and the only girl who held her self respect together right through to the end as the majority of other people who have posted on this website agree. You and Danielle didn’t bitch about the other girls (unlike the Sly fox Keeley) you didnt back stab anybody (again unlike the Sly Ugly Fox Keeley) and you certainely didnt flaunt yourself in any way in order to win over a lechy creep unlike Keeley and Larissa the two desperados. Also you havent got your top off in any magazine or paper despite having a great figure and boobs….any one see Keeleys awful cover in Front Magazine last month…..real classy stuff!!!! and Larissa hasnt hidden the fact that she loves to get her top off (good for her) My friends Daughter knows you from Uni in Cardiff and absolutely laughed her head off at the two comments above…….she says you are the nicest girl in every respect and in order for you to have used a few expletives in the episode you must have been pushed to the limit….goodness knows we definately would have after the horrible way those two manipulative DIRTY COWS went on. My friends daughter told me that you have run many events for charity but yet a very modest you never boasted about it on TV…….and a few weeks ago you ran the Great North Run for a very deserving Childrens Charity and raised alot of money. Good for you Claire your obviously have been very well brought up and have manners, grace and selflessness. As for you two above – Marie you must be sitting down to long on your rump in the office – try getting off your a**e and out into the fresh air for some exercise then maybe you would’nt talk such c**p.
My friends daughter spoke to Claire yesterday and she told her that Tamzin is now with Alexy, Keeley didn’t last two seconds with Alexy….surprise surprise it was the exposure she was after…so obvious, and that none of the girls went on there to find love including Alexy, they all had a great time and would do it all again tomorrow after all it was, just as we all enjoyed, a show.
7:09 pm on 12-Oct-07
I’m a Newquay girl and I know for a fact that Alexy and Tara did get ‘Jiggy’. Tara then turned ‘Bunny Boiler’ on him when he thought ir was a mistake!!
8:33 pm on 12-Oct-07
Amy….who cares love, the girls certainly didn’t……and good for him and Tara if they did.
7:15 pm on 13-Oct-07
whey hey…..Claire ruffled a few jealous feathers from Marie the donought munching office girl.Why is it that girls, women, birds etc always want to rip apart the pretty girls with shit like ‘oh she is ugly and oh she is a tart’ when hellooooo its clear to everyone one Claire is a dream girl.She is pretty, funny,great teeth n smile, has got an ohhhh sooooo fit body and she is sexy without being a slapper, she oozes class.Me and my mates thought she was f****ng amazingand to good for that wet boy Alexy. Claire lets hope we see more of you
real soon.Larissa sorry but you came across as a dog ( not sure if you are like that in person or just acting) you were funny but as a bloke id run amile unless i was pissed and it was ten to two.Stop trying so hard. Keeley whats going on with the teeth and weird scary eyebrows?You may have played a game but what a nasty cow you were backstabbing the girls.Danielle and Claire me and my mates, arton rugby boys, loved you two if your ever in our area we will show you real men getting down and dirty.
10:11 pm on 17-Oct-07
WANT TO KNOW IF THEY STAY TOGETHER? COME ON WE NEED TO KNOW!!
9:41 am on 18-Oct-07
Hayley – they dont.As soon as the cameras finished rolling it was over..surprise surprise.He didn’t really fancy her at all and apparantley picked her coz the producers wanted a shock win for the end so he couldn’t pick the girl he really liked all along as it was to predictable.Shame as Keeley and Alexy both suited each other…she came across as a backstabbing,slimy and sly person and he came across as a slimy toad playing a sly game with the girls (hot tub!!)…a perfect match.He’s with Tamzin now the girl he booted off in the fourth episode and they are supposed to be getting married next year….hooray and good for them so its all happy down on the farm.
Hmmm I wonder if the rest of the girls will be invited to the wedding?
10:05 am on 29-Feb-08
Keely. What a cunning traitor. As for tazmin, at least she wasn’t a ‘dirty cow’ like Larissa. Well, we all know why she appealed! All in all, Claire should have won, but then again Alexy was a bit of a ‘player’/'man skank’/sleaze, so she prob deserved better.
2:46 am on 19-Mar-08
I think Claire and Danielle were the most down to earth and the nicest.They didnt change who they were to impresse him.Alexy was obviously a sleeze and he didnt deserve them cos he had really bad taste in women….He was rather arrogant we thought so im glad he didnt end up with claire or danielle…
9:45 am on 28-Mar-08
Well I’m glad Tamzin got him in the end, he needed a lady not a girl
I wouldv’e swore that Crissiecrissie is Claire she seems to have taken the comments personally 
. Anyways I believe everyone of those girls were beautiful and as any noral human we all have faults 
lovelys nodody is peeerfect 
1:49 am on 2-Apr-08
CONGRATULATIONS to both Alex and Keeley….what a perfect match!
7:48 pm on 10-May-08
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