Just a quick summary of the last two episodes of Dirty Cows before next week’s finale.

Last week’s episode centred around cow milking. Unfortunately where there are cows you’ll also find loads of manure…

In the evening Alexy played spin the bottle with the girls for a truth or dare penalty. We discovered that Danielle had never been caught having sex (neither have I - I say we’re too clever to get caught in the act!!) and Alexy ran around in his pants (not bad, but too skinny for me). And Lusty Larissa gave Alexy a lapdance, which the dirty lad loved.

When it was time for the cow-milking contest, we discovered that Hannah had attempted to cheat by smuggling in a bottle of milk, but she was rumbled by Tara. She still ended up a runner-up to Danielle, and they both enjoyed a lovely facial.

Alexy chose Keeley for a date on a luxury yacht cruise. She used the opportunity to stir up trouble and give him reasons to distrust the other girls. Alexy was left feeling confused.

The tension between the two frontrunners (Lari and Claire) was clear, and there was an awkward scene when Alexy discovered that the girls had been comparing notes on his wandering hands in the hot tub and had realised what a lech he was.

Hannah was sent home at the show’s end for not being suited to the countryside.

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This week’s episode was focused on barn dancing. Each of the four girls left (Larissa, Claire, Danielle, and Keeley) were paired up with one of Alexy’s friends to prepare for a public dance night.

Larissa was the star of the night and the winner of the challenge after causing a stir by shaking her booty in her pink hot pants during her dance solo.

Danielle was sent home. I really liked her; she seemed so sweet.

So next week is our finale. Who will win?

Does it even matter who wins since we know that Tara gets him in the end, and he’s a complete knob anyway?? And besides, the actual winner’s prize hasn’t been made clear.

Hopefully all will be revealed next Wednesday…

While you’re waiting for the last show, you can enjoy an interview with Larissa via Playboy TV (NB. no nudity or “live action” shown in the clip):

Written by PJ | Posted in dirty cows

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