Dirty Cows: Quick Comment
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
Just wanted to comment on a couple of moments from tonight’s episode; it was quite a funny one.
Danielle didn’t seem to know the difference between a lemon and a melon, so let’s clear up this confusion for her.
<< MELON | LEMON>> 
Despite the relative sizes of the fruit in the pics, please note that a melon (left pic) is usually much larger than a lemon. You were shooting at melons, as lemons wouldn’t be so easy to aim at.
Someone else mentioned that a pigeon is like a bird. This revelation might shock you, but I must inform you that pigeons are actually a kind of bird. They have wings and everything, and they’re not bats. (Some people may refer to them as “flying rats” but they are actually part of the same family as doves.)
Meanwhile, Larissa’s desperation seems to know no bounds. In this episode she deep-throats a banana to demonstrate her worth as a girlfriend…
Then she gave Alexy a quick massage when asked why he should take her out for a date (again). He took the bait and appeared to be getting very close to her in the hot tub… He looked like the cat who got the cream while he was in there with the other girls too, enjoying underwater footsie, hand-holding, and backside caresses. It’s all getting rather indecent at the farm.
Chantelle was sent home at the end, for not playing along with the challenges. I can’t blame her really, I wouldn’t want to skin a rabbit or pluck a pigeon for dinner… She was a real character, I don’t think the show will be quite the same without her pouting.
8:38 pm on 20-Sep-07
Thanks for the snippets. I am bummed I missed this week’s episode, but hopefully will catch up on the repeat. Are Alexy and TPT still an item?
Thanks…
Oh — can someone tell me what has happened to Trinny and Susannah from “what not to wear”? They have been replaced by a big woman and the ex supermodel/London’s next top model Lisa Butcher!
1:43 pm on 21-Sep-07
I agree Chantelle came across as a nice ordinary girl, keeping it real she stuck to her to her guns and didn’t do anything just to bag a fella on a TV show. She was absent from a few “tasks” and didn’t seem to be bothered or “desperate to impress”. Thought her and Hannah very funny together a double act in the making!!!!
2:10 pm on 21-Sep-07
Forgot to mention I hear Alexi and Tara no longer an item, he’s now seeing Tazmin the contestant booted out last week!!!
7:51 pm on 21-Sep-07
Tamzin? Tamzin Proctor? Wasn’t she the one who pi..ed Charlotte Church off by turning up to a party with Charlottes ex Steve Johnson and started snogging the face off him in front of her - and then it turned out that ( according to the press) this Steve was actually related to her - they were supposed to be cousions I think? I would have thought Alexy (or Letchy as we now call him after this weeks episode) was a bit weedy for her, I mean she has dated Sol Cambell.