I’m not ready to say anything yet. The words are deep within.
For now.

So I’m changing the rules temporarily.

Here’s a pencil:

And some paper:

Go ahead. Say something. Anything.
Yes, you.
Write a poem. Tell a story.
Be rude.
Tell a lie.
Declare your dreams.
Link to a pic if you like.

Talk amongst yourselves.

I’ll be back
soon.

Contestants names: Claire, Chantelle, Danielle, Hannah, Judi, Keeley, Larissa, Tazmin, and Thea.

This week’s challenge was sheep herding, corralling and shearing. A couple of the girls protested that they hated sheep, or were scared of animals in general, which didn’t bode very well.

The first part of the challenge was the sheep herding. One girl kept her sunglasses on during her turn, though she had at least taken her earrings off to “avoid scaring the sheep”.

Alexy seemed to be paying a lot of attention to the second team of girls, which included the glamour model Larissa, with whom he’d enjoyed a date last week. Alexy also admired Larissa’s boobs several times during the episode…

After the first part of the challenge Keeley sneaked away with Alexy on his quad bike. He took her to a quiet place to show her his estate and to talk some more. He asked her whether she could imagine herself living there, and she seemed a bit unsure of how she could fit in there. Finally he complimented her “backside”.

When Keeley returned to the Cowshed (the girls’ accommodation) she bent the truth a bit, and said that she had not been able to say much to Alexy…

Later on, Alexy brought in pizza for dinner, said he needed a girlfriend, and suggested they play strip-poker! Methinks he is getting used to his “harem of heifers”! Lusty Larissa made a comment about her nipples tingling…

The girls were instructed to wash Alexy’s Land Rover, a few of them didn’t bother to help because it had been drizzling and they thought it wasn’t worth the hassle in the rain. The others got stuck in. Larissa decided to wear hot pants and enjoyed getting wet and soapy in front of Alexy.

The second part of the challenge was the sheep shearing. Most the girls got stuck in, and look pretty difficult to grab a sheep and hold it still while shearing. Tara helped Chantelle (who was crying due to her fear of sheep). Later she complained that she’d lost an eyelash…

Poor Tara, our countryside cupid, developed a severe wool allergy and had to be rushed to hospital.

Keeley’s bravery at being the first girl to shear a sheep paid off, as she was chosen as the challenge winner. She won immunity from eviction and some pampering treatment, including a massage. The other girls had to remove maggots from sheeps’ butts – nice!

Alexy chose Tazmin to have a date with him, which turned out to be a hot balloon ride. They seemed to enjoy each other’s company, but I’m not sure if there was much chemistry between them.

Back at the Cowshed, Larissa admitted being envious, and wanting the date for herself. Don’t we all, love!

Later on, as Alexy was having a pre-eviction chat with Tara, he admitted that his current favourites were Keeley, Claire, Larissa and Tazmin.

Thea was sent home. Alexy said that she’d done well at the tasks, but she hadn’t focussed enough on him. As she left the barn she lifted up the back of her skirt to reveal her cow-print knickers!

Here is my evil sax-playing eye-patch-wearing Meez, busking near the GLA building in London to raise funds for her evil schemes…

I know he’s a pretty boy but still…