Classic Movie Meme

Thursday, 14th August 2008, 5:23pm

Ben tagged me to take part in this meme. I won’t tag anyone else, but if you want to have a go, feel free.

Get the American Film Institute’s 100 Years… 100 Movies list and answer the following questions:

1) Your favorite 5 movies that are on the list:

Casablanca
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
The Wizard of Oz
Star Wars

Casablanca

2) 5 movies on the list that you didn’t like at all:

The Graduate (I fell asleep during it)
On the Waterfront (I lost interest after a while)

Those were the only two I could find, and I probably just wasn’t in the right mind-space to appreciate them.

The Graduate

3) 5 movies on the list you haven’t seen but want to:

Psycho
Chinatown
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
The Silence of the Lambs
Some Like It Hot

Chinatown

4) 5 movies on the list that you haven’t seen and have no interest in seeing:

Citizen Kane (actually after seeing this review I’m considering renting it)
Apocalypse Now
All Quiet on the Western Front
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Mutiny on the Bounty

Citizen Kane

5) Your favorite 5 movies that aren’t on the list:

Secretary
Little Miss Sunshine
Die Hard
The Matrix
Collateral

I’ve limited myself to American movies, in the spirit of the original list.

Secretary

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Self-Care Package

Wednesday, 13th August 2008, 11:59pm

Every so often, while I was working at the evil uni I would send myself a package of books from Amazon. After I stopped working there and my finances went to hell I stopped treating myself to books from my wishlist on a regular basis.

I’d forgotten how nice it is to receive a massive pile of books, so this morning I revelled in that happy bibliotastic feeling when I received these inspirational texts. Yes, there’s a theme to my selections.

And there’s more to come.

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Learning to Fly

Wednesday, 13th August 2008, 5:36pm

But I ain’t got wings

Learning to Fly by Tom Petty

Love this song, and the video. For some reason in my confused memory I thought that Johnny Depp had appeared in it, but apparently not.

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12 Nights of PJ (Part 2 of 2)

Tuesday, 12th August 2008, 4:05am

Continued from Part 1

Night Seven: Comic Relief

Comic Relief

After six (mostly) serious nights we need to let loose and remember to laugh. I’m Gonna Git You Sucka is the first (and best) of the Wayans’ spoofs, which is a parody of blaxploitation movies. Check out this short clip of Antonio Fargas playing a pimp who has just left prison after 20 years, and hasn’t realised that the 70s are over:

I chose Anchorman as it’s a fun movie, but also because I’d love to see the frenzied newsteam battle on the big screen:

Night Eight: Childhood

Childhood

The Little Mermaid and The Jungle Book are two of my favourite Disney movies from my childhood.

Video: Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid

Video: I wanna be like you from The Jungle Book

Night Nine: Girl Power

Girl Power

Real Women Have Curves is a really uplifting movie about a girl who is caught between wanting to live by the wishes of her family and wanting to find her own path. During the movie she learns about self-acceptance and romantic love, with the help of the women who work with her at the dress-making factory.

Kinky Boots is about a man who decides to save his family shoemaking business by creating shoewear for drag queens. Chiwetel Ejiofor is amazing as Lola/Simon, the drag queen who shows him the way. I dare you to watch this film and not want to boot up, whether you’re male or female!

Night Ten: Testosterone

Testosterone

Sometimes, when all else fails you have to bring the fight.

Predator is just the ultimate kickbutt movie; a team of commandos headed by Swarzenegger are hunted down by a bloodthirsty alien. At the end, only one man is left to face the predator…

Under Siege: A US battleship which is about to be decommissioned is taken over by terrorists. Only one man can stop them: Casey Ryback, a former Navy SEAL who is the ship’s chef… Classic Seagal.

Night Eleven: Bloodsuckas

Bloodsuckas

I love vampire stories, so I had to have a vamp night. :twisted:

From Dusk Til Dusk starts off with the focus on a couple of criminals and their abduction of a preacher and his family, then abruptly switches to glorious b-movie splendour as they are attacked by vampires. Here’s Salma Hayek’s seductive dance from the movie:

Blade is the daywalker, the half-human who has all of the strengths of a vampire, and none of the weaknesses, except for the thirst. I love the opening scenes when Blade enters a rave where the vamps are showered in blood, and I still remember how great this scene looked in the cinema way back in 1998:

Night Twelve: Indulgence

Indulgence

I never got to see Dirty Dancing or The Princess Bride at the cinema, as I was only seven years old when they were released. I’d love to relive them on the big screen, as they are a couple of my favourite movies ever.

Tagged:

Semaj
Nicholas
Dr Monkey
Westcoast Walker
Captain Incredible

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An Idle Week

Saturday, 9th August 2008, 8:04pm

Sleeping LateThis week is the first of three weeks of annual leave that I’m taking during August. I don’t have any plans to venture abroad during this time, though I could still decide to disappear for a few days to explore a new environment and get away from the familiar.

This week I’ve been lounging around at home, without any deadlines or goals, except a few website-related matters. I’ve exercised three times, which is quite an achievement for me as I haven’t exercised more than once in a week for a year or more.

I had succeeded in completely forgetting about work (except for the burden of looking for a new job) until Wednesday (I think it was Wednesday - after a while all the days start to merge) when my colleague Kay called me to ask if I knew about £70 which was missing from the cashbox. I confirmed that I knew nothing about it, but reiterated that the security of the cashbox needed to be improved. I’ve raised this issue before, but as Kay doesn’t like to change anything she does nothing about it until something like this happens. I’ll finish by saying that before I started working there someone had been stealing hundreds of pounds from the cashbox over an extended period; though the person was apparently identified, they are still working there because they were not caught red-handed. When I found out about it all I was just shocked that access to the cash was so easy - all the counsellors could access it, and the expenditure was only checked by the accountant every few weeks. So you can understand why working there is a bit mental.

Deep breath.

I’ve also caught up with season 3 of Grey’s Anatomy, and watched the whole of season 4. It’s the television equivalent of gorging on a box of Milk Tray chocs.

Last night I watched the last episodes of Grey’s, then turned off my computer and laid down on my bed. I started to think about stuff. Though it was 4am I was very awake.

I started thinking about this video lecture I came across by Randy Pausch, a professor who had months to live about achieving your childhood dreams, and though I found his lecture very inspiring, I considered that perhaps my problem is that I need to let go of some of my childhood dreams. I don’t mean that in a negative way, but I think that my fixation on reaching certain goals has prevented me from making the best of my gifts and the opportunities which have presented themselves to me. I’m working towards a decision, but I’m not ready to voice it yet.

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Strange Relationship

Saturday, 9th August 2008, 6:46pm

Strange Relationship by Darren Hayes

Dedicated to J.D., aka VD

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12 Nights of PJ (Part 1 of 2)

Saturday, 9th August 2008, 12:03am

Movie Night

Two long weeks ago my buddy J.D. tagged me to do this meme where you get to create your own film festival. Then Becca followed up with her tag. Since I’ve been tagged twice I’m going to follow Becca’s example and write about twelve nights instead of six.

1) Choose 12 Films to be featured. They could be random selections or part of a greater theme. Whatever you want.

2) Explain why you chose the films.

3) Link back to Lazy Eye Theatre so I can have hundreds of links and I can take those links and spread them all out on the bed and then roll around in them.

4) The people selected then have to turn around and select 5 more people.

Night One: Urban Underworld

Urban Underworld

My first two selections are dark stories which focus on the cruel world in which we live.

Dirty Pretty Things shines a light on Britain’s shadow economy via the characters of Okwe (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and Senay (Audrey Tautou), who are illegal immigrants working in a hotel. Former doctor Okwe finds a human heart in a toilet at the hotel and realises that his boss is not just a hotelier. In order to escape the immigration authorities and later to procure a new identity, Senay is asked to give up her sexual innocence.

It can be easy to ignore the poverty and criminality which lurk just beyond our front doors. Although I’ve never been to South Africa, there is an increasing level of violent crime in London and many other cities. Tsotsi has no regard for life, until he shoots a woman and steals her car then finds her baby in the backseat. The rest of the movie asks whether someone who has committed awful acts can redeem himself.

Night Two: Metamorphosis

Metamorphosis

The next two films are about transformation. The Prestige focuses on illusion and deception in a theatrical sense, while The Machinist is about the physical and mental deterioration of a man burdened by guilt. Both films happen to feature Christian Bale, though watching him in the second film isn’t much fun.

Night Three: Love, Lust and Madness

Love, Lust and Madness

And then we get to the sex. Jamón, Jamón is a spicy Spanish surreal satirical comedy starring Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. Penelope’s character is dating a guy whose mother thinks she is beneath them. The mother hires Javier’s character to seduce her away from the son, mayhem ensues and it all ends with a bizarre ham fight between the men… (Looking at the imdb page for this movie, I noticed that the characters are given hilarious generic titles such as The Whore Mother, The Mother Whore, The Whore’s Daughter, The Spicy Sausage (Chorizo).)

Betty Blue is a mesmerising look at utterly crazy love. Betty blows into Zorg’s mundane life like a hurricane and draws him into her crazy and erotic world. He endures her frequent tantrums and destructiveness without complaint as an active partner in their obsessive love. However, in time it becomes clear that he cannot protect her from herself.

Night Four: Intertwining Lives

Intertwining Lives

In Amores Perros, the lives of several strangers are changed forever after a terrible car accident. In contrast, The Lives of Others focuses on a man who observes a couple without their knowledge, and becomes increasingly emotionally entangled in their lives. Both movies unearth significant truths about human nature.

Night Five: Martial Art

Martial Art

You know, if I had a few more movie nights I’d love to feature kung-fu classics like Drunken Master, Enter The Dragon or Knockabout, but I’ve got limited time here.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is probably my favourite movie, it’s just so amazingly beautiful. It was the first wuxia movie I’d ever seen, but it captured my imagination and led me to seek out other such films such as Hero and House of Flying Daggers.

Beautiful Boxer relates the true story of Parinya Charoenphol, a Muay Thai champion who had a sex-change operation to become a woman. The brutal sport of Muay Thai seems a strange occupation for a man with yearnings to be more feminine, but it was the only way for him to help his family and save up money towards his sex change. He also incorporated his feminine leanings into his boxing persona, wearing make-up at matches and kissing his opponents coquettishly!

Night Six: The Search for Truth

The Search for Truth

Our sixth night moves us from the art house to the multiplex, though both films are equally intelligent and compelling.

While The Matrix is a based around a sci-fi premise, we can take much from Neo’s journey. He is given the choice to either remain in the artificial world that is all he knows, or venture out into the unknown to discover the truth. Which pill would you choose?

In Bourne Identity, Jason Bourne doesn’t remember who he is, but starts to piece together his memories as he tries to escape the people who hunt him. Though he has forgotten so much, his subconscious mind and physical prowess provide astonishing insights into who he used to be.

I’ll finish the second instalment over the weekend. In the meantime, what do you think of my selections?

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The Burlesque Sold it to Me

Thursday, 7th August 2008, 1:02am

Make It Happen. I might go and see this movie over the weekend. The only review I’ve read about it wasn’t great, but it looks like your typical believe-in-yourself-and-everything-will-work-out movie, which is what I need at the moment. Plus the sexy dancing is a bonus.

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Welcome to the Afterparty

Tuesday, 5th August 2008, 1:24am

The party was okay, slightly better than I expected. I didn’t get any of those comments, though I did receive a few appraising looks from some of the older ladies there. I was on edge all day though, expecting someone to say something. When my godmother spotted me and called me over I was worried, but she only chastised me about not visiting her, then gave me £50 as she used to do when I was younger. I had to accept the money to be polite.

With my brother’s girlfriend and one of my cousins around, I wasn’t the only young woman of ample proportions, which probably stopped me from being a target.

Every so often I would retreat to my bedroom, though I wasn’t always alone in there as my brother and uncle would come up and ask me to burn a dvd or discuss some TV show. My brother’s friend’s wife said that I should have spent more time downstairs, as she’d barely seen me. I felt a bit guilty when she said that, but I honestly felt really uncomfortable trying to socialise with all the people who were around, and had to fight the urge to escape. Also if I hung around downstairs for too long, I ended up becoming a waitress, taking food orders between the domino table and the kitchen.

Talking about the domino game, it was quite amusing when the men moved the table nearer to the house after a while because they were getting bitten by mosquitos!

My dad ruled the turntable with his old school reggae, until my brother slipped in some modern tunes as a respite from the “dead music”.

Although mum was exhausted by the end of the day, she seemed happy with the outcome, which was the most important thing. However, I did cringe a little bit when she mentioned repeating the exercise next year.

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Like a Bag of Potatoes

Saturday, 2nd August 2008, 12:20am

massageI’d love a back massage right now, my body is aching from hoovering the entire house after a long day at work. Of course I should have done it yesterday when I had the day off work, but of course I am Queen Procrastinator and I couldn’t summon the strength to do it at that time.

My bedroom is a tip, well my bed is anyway. I put loads of junk on it to force myself to organise it (i.e. hide it all in the bottom of the wardrobe) for the party tomorrow.

My cousin, M, sent me a text message saying that he’s looking forward to all the good food that’s going to be on offer. I’m glad that he’s coming, as he’s a very cool dude and an ally.

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Thanks for staying! Come again soon.