Hypothesis: Lily Allen has discovered the PR power of her own breasts
Saturday, December 15th, 2007Correlatory evidence
1 Dec 2007: Topless pic appears in the News of The World
3 Dec 2007: Sexy pics in January 2008 edition of GQ
 
 
An interesting switch by the girl who said (not too long ago) that Cheryl Tweedy was a “stupid bitch” for taking her clothes off for the lad mags.
Now she’s saying:
“A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn’t feel confident. I felt like, ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly…and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty’.”
“Ever since a kid I’ve felt like I’m possibly the uncoolest, naffest person ever to walk the earth. But I feel great at the moment. I actually don’t have one bad thing to say about anything.”
12 Dec 2007 onwards: suddenly a plethora of nipple shots of Ms Allen are appearing around the net.

I predict that Lily’s next venture will be a sexy post-Xmas workout video…
How I lost 19lbs in 6 weeks. SMILE - you can do it too!

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Video: Oh My God by Mark Ronson feat. Lily having a Jessica Rabbit moment.
 But I’m just wondering, in The Road Back section is it meant to say Anna...
 But I’m just wondering, in The Road Back section is it meant to say Anna...







2:28 pm on 16-Dec-07
The video for OMG made no sense whatsoever. She does look great, though - she’s not the minger she clearly thinks she is.
3:11 pm on 16-Dec-07
I, for one, am glad she’s feeling good enough about her body to do those shots. I’ve always felt good about her body.
6:56 pm on 16-Dec-07
I guess illegal downloads are cutting into her bottom line, so therefore we will be seeing more photos of her bottom line!
10:54 pm on 16-Dec-07
Well, when you have no talent but crave attention…
12:01 am on 19-Dec-07
China: she’s cute in an accessible way.
Dr M: you feel good about every woman’s body…
WW: nice pun, lone gun
SF: ouch!
5:11 pm on 10-Jan-08
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