Hypothesis: Lily Allen has discovered the PR power of her own breasts

Saturday, December 15th, 2007


Correlatory evidence

1 Dec 2007: Topless pic appears in the News of The World

3 Dec 2007: Sexy pics in January 2008 edition of GQ

Lily Allen - GQ Cover Jan 08

An interesting switch by the girl who said (not too long ago) that Cheryl Tweedy was a “stupid bitch” for taking her clothes off for the lad mags.

Now she’s saying:

“A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn’t feel confident. I felt like, ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly…and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty’.”

“Ever since a kid I’ve felt like I’m possibly the uncoolest, naffest person ever to walk the earth. But I feel great at the moment. I actually don’t have one bad thing to say about anything.”

12 Dec 2007 onwards: suddenly a plethora of nipple shots of Ms Allen are appearing around the net.

Lily Allen in Paris

I predict that Lily’s next venture will be a sexy post-Xmas workout video…

How I lost 19lbs in 6 weeks. SMILE - you can do it too!

lily allen dvd

Video: Oh My God by Mark Ronson feat. Lily having a Jessica Rabbit moment.

6 Responses to “Hypothesis: Lily Allen has discovered the PR power of her own breasts”

  1. 1
    china blue:

    The video for OMG made no sense whatsoever. She does look great, though - she’s not the minger she clearly thinks she is.

  2. 2
    Dr. Monkey:

    I, for one, am glad she’s feeling good enough about her body to do those shots. I’ve always felt good about her body.

  3. 3
    Westcoast Walker:

    I guess illegal downloads are cutting into her bottom line, so therefore we will be seeing more photos of her bottom line!

  4. 4
    SamuraiFrog:

    Well, when you have no talent but crave attention…

  5. 5
    PJ:

    China: she’s cute in an accessible way.

    Dr M: you feel good about every woman’s body…

    WW: nice pun, lone gun

    SF: ouch!

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