Hypothesis: Lily Allen has discovered the PR power of her own breasts
Saturday, December 15th, 2007Correlatory evidence
1 Dec 2007: Topless pic appears in the News of The World
3 Dec 2007: Sexy pics in January 2008 edition of GQ
An interesting switch by the girl who said (not too long ago) that Cheryl Tweedy was a “stupid bitch” for taking her clothes off for the lad mags.
Now she’s saying:
“A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn’t feel confident. I felt like, ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly…and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty’.”
“Ever since a kid I’ve felt like I’m possibly the uncoolest, naffest person ever to walk the earth. But I feel great at the moment. I actually don’t have one bad thing to say about anything.”
12 Dec 2007 onwards: suddenly a plethora of nipple shots of Ms Allen are appearing around the net.
I predict that Lily’s next venture will be a sexy post-Xmas workout video…
How I lost 19lbs in 6 weeks. SMILE - you can do it too!
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Video: Oh My God by Mark Ronson feat. Lily having a Jessica Rabbit moment.
2:28 pm on 16-Dec-07
The video for OMG made no sense whatsoever. She does look great, though - she’s not the minger she clearly thinks she is.
3:11 pm on 16-Dec-07
I, for one, am glad she’s feeling good enough about her body to do those shots. I’ve always felt good about her body.
6:56 pm on 16-Dec-07
I guess illegal downloads are cutting into her bottom line, so therefore we will be seeing more photos of her bottom line!
10:54 pm on 16-Dec-07
Well, when you have no talent but crave attention…
12:01 am on 19-Dec-07
China: she’s cute in an accessible way.
Dr M: you feel good about every woman’s body…
WW: nice pun, lone gun
SF: ouch!
5:11 pm on 10-Jan-08
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