My lovely friend Sophisticated Writer, has tagged me twice in the last few days (the evil lamb)!

I’m going to combine the memes into one post, cos I’m lazy and twisted.

5 things

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so.

1. SusieJ
2. Wylie’s Words
3. Tennessee Text Wrestling
4. Sophisticated Writer
5. The Urban Recluse

Next, select five people to tag.

1. BV
2. Nicholas
3. Evil Spock
4. Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein
5. Becca

And now for the questions!

What were you doing ten years ago?

I was in sixth-form college, trying to fit in with a bitchy crowd, and hating every minute. I loved the actual studying though.

What were you doing one year ago?

Working in a horrible job, dying inside. Not blogging.

Five snacks you enjoy.

1. Chocolate
2. Cakes
3. Ice cream
4. Cold cereal with milk
5. Porridge (oatmeal)

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics.

1. Hit Me Baby (one more time)
2. Dirrty
3. Unbreak my heart
4. Vision of Love (Mariah)
5. La Bomba (Ricky Martin)

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire.

1. Pay off my parents’ mortgage
2. Buy myself a country cottage and a city flat
3. Travel around the world (India, China, Cuba, Iceland, Malaysia, Hawaii, Mexico, etc.)
4. Buy a recording studio or a brothel
5. Buy a title (Duchess of South London?) and lord it over my neighbours

Five bad habits.

1. Being pessimistic
2. Being negative about myself
3. Over-thinking things
4. Being too sexy
5. Being reclusive

Five things you like doing.

1. Writing
2. Thinking
3. Reading
4. Dancing
5. Playing sax

Five things you would never wear again.

1. Batty-riders
2. MC Hammer trousers
3. Uncomfortable shoes
4. Moon boots
5. Ear muffs

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Gotta Get Goals

(The Alex Shalman’s Gotta Get Goals meme)

1) In a new blog post, list and write about the top 5 to 10 goals that you gotta’ get so that you can truly say you have achieved your wildest dreams in life. These have to be your best, most exclusive, and over-the-top goals that you can pick off your goals list.

2) In the introduction of your post, explain what you’re doing with the Gotta’ Get Goals project and “put a link and/or a trackback to this post”, for the purpose of giving them the full rules and for me to compile the master list of all participants that I’ll link to in a future post.

3) As with Simply Success Secrets, don’t forget to put a link or trackback to the blogger who tagged you for Gotta’ Get Goals in order to let your readers follow the conversation around.

4) Sharing your Gotta’ Get Goals with your own audience, will also share them with the blogger who tagged you and the bloggers you tagged, as well as their whole audience!

5) There is no limit to how many bloggers you are allowed to “tag”, so go crazy. It will help their exposure as well as your own when they tag back to your Gotta Get Goals post. That’s how meme’s work.

6) Sit back and enjoy the show. As Aaron would say, “watch the gotta get goals and the crossover audiences start rolling in!”

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1. Write something. Anything.
Well anything fictional. Writer’s block is a bitch.

2. Write something decent.

3. Get it published.

4. Become a bestselling writer.

5. Own my own home.
Instead of leeching off my parents.

6. Find a meaty manly man to devour.
Yum.

7. Leave the country for a while.
I’d like to spend some more time in Japan, but I’d also consider Thailand.

8. Attain a bachelor’s degree.
I’m a university drop-out, a black cloud of failure which has hung over my head for the past nine years.

9. Become good at something.
Cos I feel like the archetypal Jack of all Trades, Master of None.

10. Find my soulmate.
Doesn’t even have to be a romantic/lustful thing (hence item 7), but just someone who loves me the way I am.

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The same 5 bloggers are tagged for this meme, should they wish to accept this additional mission, the poor wee lambs.

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