$300.60

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

No, that’s not my recommended retail price, but the total sum of my deviancy.

This meme was nicked from Strange Dark Gypsy Girl

Below is a list of “activities”, each awarded a penalty in dollars. You don�t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. What’s your score? I’m especially interested in Young Miss Williams @ http://talkingtoamy.blogspot.com (site now closed :sad: ), Veg and Lillian’s scores (consider yourselves tagged), but anyone else is welcome to chip in.

Smoked pot � $10
Did acid � $5
Ever had sex at church� $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you � $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace � $25
Had sex for money � $100
Vandalized something � $20
Had sex on your parents� bed � $10
Beat up someone � $20
Been jumped � $10
Crossed dressed � $10
Given money to stripper � $25
Been in love with a stripper � $20
Kissed some one who�s name you didn�t know � $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work � $15
Ever drive drunk � $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk � $50
Used toys while having sex � $30
Got drunk, passed out and don�t remember the night before � $20
Went skinny dipping � $5
Had sex in a pool � $20
Kissed someone of the same sex � $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex � $20
Cheated on your significant other � $10
Masturbated � $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend � $20
Done oral � $5
Got oral � $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving � $25
Stole something � $10
Had sex with someone in jail � $25
Made a nasty home video � $15
Had a threesome � $50
Had sex in the wild � $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex � $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars � $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older � $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 � $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time � $50
Said you love someone but didn�t mean it � $25
Went streaking � $5
Went streaking in broad daylight � $15
Been arrested � $5
Spent time in jail � $15
Peed in the pool � $0.50
Played spin the bottle � $5
Done something you regret � $20
Had sex with your best friend � $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work � $25
Had anal sex � $80
Lied to your mate � $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good � $25

So my score shows that I’ve had a bit of fun in my youth, but not too much…

7 Responses to “$300.60”

  1. 1
    Veg:

    Hold on, I got $285. That either means I’m missing out on some seriously good experiences, or you’re having more that your fair share! Either way, I’m full of envy

  2. 2
    PJ:

    That’s a bit worrying, as you’re a bloke and you’re older than me. Mmmm…

  3. 3
    Lillian the Ponderer:

    $135.50 – If you include beating up brothers! and I’d like to meet the person who had never done something that they regretted! Most of my ones involve alcohol so are a few years in my past now.

  4. 4
    Young Miss Williams:

    PJ why did I get $3770? Maybe I overestimated the penalities?

  5. 5
    PJ:

    Well, the maximum cost of doing all these fun activities is $1090.60, so I think that the Young Miss has been multiplying the quantity of times that she has done certain activities. But still…

    None of my sins can be blamed on booze, so I don’t have that excuse, Lillian the Angelic One. I’m just a bad girl. Though not as bad as the Young Miss!

  6. 6
    Nicholas:

    I got 520.60 so still a long way to go to total debauchery!

  7. 7
    Make Out Kids:

    I’m $325