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The Quantum of Solace Experience

Thursday, November 13th, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy, movies

I’d been waiting to see Quantum of Solace for most of this year, and in the weeks before the release it felt like the everyone else was waiting alongside me. Every other magazine had articles about Bond-style gadgets, or Bond style in general. There has also been loads of aggressive advertising around the movie, e.g. mobile phones, watches, video games, etc.

A couple of weeks before its release I was very happy to see a special clock display in Piccadilly Circus counting down the days, minutes and seconds until the premiere. Even the IMAX had a gorgeous ad display for Quantum on its exterior, though when I enquired about it they said they weren’t actually showing the movie there…

I’ve seen it twice now and may see it again if my mum decides to watch it after she returns from her Caribbean cruise. Although I was familiar with the events of Casino Royale, it had been a while since I’d last seen it, and during my first screening I struggled to remember some of the twists and turns (alliances and betrayals) from Casino which continued in Quantum. Before I saw the movie a second time, I watched Casino again and it all made much more sense, so I wouldn’t recommend seeing Quantum without a refresher.

I’ll try not to include any spoilers by focusing on characterisation and overall themes rather than specific plot points, apart from some basics that you’ve probably read elsewhere. The movie starts where Casino ended, with Bond finding an elusive link to the organisation that led Vesper to her doom and pursuing that lead with enraged focus.

Along the way, he joins forces with Camille Montes (Olga Kurylenko), a resourceful woman who is entangled in her own mission of vengeance. I felt that their characters connected on a deep emotional level due to their shared loss and common enemies. As Dominic Greene (the movie’s main villain) says, they’re “damaged goods.”

Bond also has a brief dalliance with Agent Fields (Gemma Arterton), whom I felt was like a lamb amongst wolves.

Daniel Craig gave an impeccable performance as a broken man, who channels his rage into action. I was also very impressed by Olga Kurylenko, and the way that her character was forced to confront her demons at the end.

Though there were no flashbacks featuring Eva Green, the ghost of Vesper Lynd lingered over this movie, and her death was interpreted for Bond in different ways by several characters.

I wasn’t convinced by the final fight between Bond and Greene. Though Greene was obviously a lunatic, and there was a lot going on generally, I felt that Bond should have been incapacitated a little bit in order to make it more believable as Greene (Mathieu Amalric) was comparatively weedy.

Many critics have bemoaned the lack of the staple Bond motifs: the quips, the sex, the gadgets, etc., but I think that the filmmakers maintained a good balance between telling a compelling story and including some of those elements when appropriate. The opening credits sequence and accompanying theme by Jack White and Alicia Keys were pure 007, with all the sensuous female shapes dancing about.

We still didn’t have Q and all the amazing gadgets, but I was impressed by the MI6 telecommunication interface. There was a hint of sex, but since he’s still grieving for Vesper it wouldn’t have been appropriate for him to have been jumping into bed every 5 minutes. There were some funny moments though, especially with M and Agent Fields.

The filmmakers could have taken the easy option and started this movie a few years after Vesper’s death, but I think that it was more compelling to continue the story started in Casino Royale as a stage in the character’s development. I have a feeling that the next Bond movie will have more of those familiar elements as he grows into the jaded superagent that he’s destined to become.

Though Quantum is the shortest Bond movie at 106 mins, it makes very good use of the time. In any story there are times of action, and other slower moments for conveying information and to give us a chance to catch our breath; in Quantum there were several times when a brief informative scene was dramatically interrupted by a surprising event, which would then lead back into an action sequence.

The action scenes were amazing too - James is certainly pushed to his physical limits in this movie. Whether in a car, on a plane or on foot, he can handle any foe. There have been comments on similarities to the Bourne movies, but I feel that any technical similarities are superficial as the motivations driving Bond and Bourne are so different.

At the beginning of Casino Royale, Bond launches his career as a double-0 agent with his first two kills, but in Quantum of Solace he becomes a killing machine, seemingly finding it more expedient to kill a suspected target than to capture him for interrogation. He also doesn’t seem to have much reverence for the dead; when a friend of his turns up dead, his discards the corpse without a thought. At one point he even gives Camille tips on how to kill her target.

In both movies, Bond has to overcome an obstacle placed in his way by a woman after he goes too far. In Casino Royale, Vesper refuses to give him any more money after he allows Le Chiffre to trick him but is subsequently financed by a friendly CIA agent. In Quantum of Solace, M tries to shut him down when he appears to be out of control, but a friend helps him to carry on with his plans.

I also found it interesting that in both movies, Bond’s nemeses were sadistic businessmen rather than the more idiosyncratic supervillains of previous Bond movies. Dominic Greene uses the current focus on environmental issues as a front for his evildoing. In real life, it has struck me that many corporations have recently embraced our collective concern for saving physical resources simply to save money or for the sake of appearances - if the general public didn’t care about it, they wouldn’t bother either.

In addition, one of the themes that came across quite strongly in Quantum was the fact that both the American and British governments were amenable to working with dictators and others with questionable motives when it suited their interests (remind you of anything?). In these ways Quantum of Solace brings to mind the hidden machinations of our troubled modern times.

Urban Recluse Rating: ★★★★☆

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Womanizer

Saturday, October 11th, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy, music

Video: Womanizer by Britney Spears

Very cute. The kind of catchy that will annoy you the more you hear it, but she looks great.

What do you mean, M’s cancelled my Platinum card?!

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy, movies

Surprised Bond
(via JJJJound)

What do you think might be going through Bond’s mind?

36 days…

NKOTB - Back on The Block

Monday, September 8th, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy, music

Back in the late 80s and early 90s, a decade before ‘Nsync, The Backstreet Boys, or their derivatives graced us with their pop/RnB crooning, we had the New Kids on The Block.

New Kids on The Block

My favourite member was Jordan Knight. I’m not ashamed to say that I was a member of their official fan club for a while. So when a friend of mine recently sent an email around that pre-ordering their new album, The Block, would give me access to priority booking for their UK tour, I was all over it. Just after midnight this morning the album was ready for download, and I transferred it to my ipod for my journey to work.

New Kids on The Block
(Pic courtesy of nkotbofficial)

Of course there were certain tracks which really appealed to me straight away, such as Grown Man; Big Girl Now; and Lights, Camera, Action; and Twisted, but there weren’t any duds. I loved that their vocal sound was similar to the old days (the harmonies, and Jordan’s unmistakable falsetto), but the production brought up to date. Dance tracks, mid-tempos, funky grinds, ballads - it’s all there.

Now I can’t wait til I can book my concert ticket. Time to dig out my vinyl Step by Step single to sneak it onto my dad’s turntable. :mrgreen:

Here’s my favourite track of all, no doubt I’ll be playing this on the ipod constantly for the next few weeks.

NKOTB (featuring Pussycat Dolls & Teddy Riley): Grown Man

My only slight disappointment is that the iTunes download doesn’t include the accompanying album artwork, song info, etc., so I’ll probably end up buying the CD anyway.

NKOTB History on Wikipedia

Ramalama Bang Bang

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy, fun, music

This song by Roisin Murphy is guaranteed to cheer me up, and this video by a film student is very cute. The choreography reminds me of the Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) video:

Confession time: When this video was released I bought the making of edition so that I could have the full-length version and learn the routine. I was quite a big BSB fan back in the day, I even went to one of their concerts. My favourite one was Howie, who makes a lovely vampire…

Hello, Joe

Saturday, April 12th, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy, movies

Why don’t you make a move, Joe? (Not you.)

Flashbacks of a Fool: When an ageing movie star returns home for a friend’s funeral he faces his youthful dreams, and a nightmare he’ll do anything to forget. Judging from the trailer this film will be a sensuous and thoughtful exploration of young love and its consequences.

With still over 200 days left until Bond 22, Daniel Craig makes sure that I am not left bereft without him for too long. Plus he appears to be quite nude in at least one scene… :mrgreen:

Flashbacks of a Fool Poster

Forgive me, Mariah

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy, fun, music

On the way home from work this evening something very strange happened. A bright pink limo drove up beside me, and two burly blokes grabbed me and tossed me into the back. I found myself sitting opposite someone who looked a lot like Mariah Carey in sunglasses.

“Do not speak directly to Mariah,” said a minion sitting beside me. “You are PJ, of the Urban Recluse Blog, are you not?”

“How do you know that?”

“We have our ways of gaining information,” said the minion, who spoke in an unusual accent, like Angelina Jolie in Beowulf or Alexander.

“You have offended Ms Carey with your blog post about a trash bag dress. She would never wear such a dress, and she felt that your sarcasm was unwarranted. She has beautiful breasts, and feels entitled to flaunt them whenever she wants. Who are you to deny her this human right?” I could smell the minion’s peppermint breath as he leaned in close to rebuke me.

“It was an April Fool’s joke,” I said. “I thought that Mariah could take it. I’m sorry that I offended her. I agree that she has lovely breasts. Please don’t hurt me, I know all your songs. October 2003, Wembley Arena; I was in the second row, and you smiled at me. We have history, Mariah.”

The minion snapped my bra strap. “Do not speak directly to Ms Carey! Girlfriend, you need to quit your hating, and start making it up to Mariah. Mariah giveth and Mariah taketh away, you dig?”

“What do you want me to do?”

“You should write a post on your blog about Mariah, which must include as many sexy pics as you can find. The sexier the better, and the more cleavage the better. Ms Carey would also love it if you could display some of her sexy videos too.”

“No problem,” said I. “Can I get an autograph?”

Mariah tutted and turned her head away from me. The burly blokes lifted me out of the limo and set me down outside of my house.

“Remember, we know where you live,” said the minion, leaning out of the limo window. “Mariah forever.” The limo sped off.

As agreed, here are my pics and youtube playlist for the lovely Ms Carey. Enjoy! :twisted:

Playlist:

  1. Heartbreaker (Remix)
  2. The Roof
  3. My All (Remix)
  4. Don’t Stop (Funkin’ for Jamaica)
  5. Dreamlover
  6. Boy (I need you)
  7. Loverboy
  8. Get your Number
  9. Someday
  10. I know what you want (with Busta Rhymes)
  11. Hero
  12. I still believe
  13. Anytime you need a friend
  14. Vision of Love
  15. We Belong Together
  16. Forever
  17. Breakdown
  18. I’ll be there
  19. I don’t wanna cry

Tell me what you don’t like about yourself

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy

Nip/Tuck

Wanted

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy, movies

Who’d believe it, Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy in a very silly-looking action movie.

Wanted Exclusive Trailer

I can’t wait. Eat your demented heart out, Joey.

Rock Chick

Saturday, March 8th, 2008 | Posted in Eye Candy, music, my life

The past couple of weeks have been pretty good. Work is still sucking, but there’s more to life than the 21 hours I spend there.

To cut a long story short, I’ve won an electric guitar! I won it in an online contest run by a graphic design blogger, where there were several ways of entering, and somehow the fates chose me as the first prize winner.

Tori Praver

If you’re interested in the details the entire prize is a Squier Strat Electric Guitar by Fender (California Series), Instructional DVD, Electric Tuner, Guitar Strap, Guitar Stand, Gig Bag (Guitar Bag) by Fender, Guitar Cable and Picks. It’ll look something like this:

 Squier Strat

So what am I going to do with my new axe? Well I used to play classical guitar in my teens, so I’ve got some very basic knowledge of chords and scales already. I plan to have some noisy fun with it and play along with my Aerosmith CDs (eventually). Maybe I’ll even start a rock band.

My favourite geeky electronic band, Hot Chip, dedicated the following track to me to celebrate my win:

Vid: Hold On by Hot Chip

I’m only going to heaven
if it feels like hell
I’m only going to heaven
if it tastes like caramel

Tori Praver

By the way, the pretty girl is Toni Praver, a Sports Illustrated model.