But I’m just wondering, in The Road Back section is it meant to say Anna...Ka-Boom!
Friday, August 17th, 2007Evil blogging terrorist J.D. has issued me with a warning
Apparently he sent me something evil and now regrets his wicked behaviour.
I’m afraid that I cannot forgive and I will not forget this transgression.
And I’ve had to borrow a bodyguard from this guy:
He’s meaty and cute, but still - it’s an inconvenience.
So watch out, J.D. This means war.
My firing shot:
Eat toast Joe Doh!
1:07 am on 18-Aug-07
I will NOT tolerate you dissidence. You are either with me, or not with me, and you are clearly not with me.
TO WAR!!!!!!!!!!
10:34 pm on 18-Aug-07
10:51 pm on 18-Aug-07
You guys always stick together.
11:56 pm on 18-Aug-07
We do? [drops scissors]
12:10 am on 19-Aug-07
Lol, you’re a funny guy J.D!
Btw, I saw one of those new imacs in person today. It’s a lovely piece of machinery.
4:53 am on 19-Aug-07
That… collage… Too… many… colors… I’m disgusted… but I can’t look away… MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
12:56 pm on 19-Aug-07
5:42 pm on 19-Aug-07
“Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. The day may come when the courage of men falls, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!”
6:44 pm on 19-Aug-07
Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.
8:37 pm on 19-Aug-07
Emily Charlton: “No. Shan’t.”
10:41 pm on 19-Aug-07
Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It’s not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn’t beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I’d kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
Mac Chick of the Month
2:13 am on 20-Aug-07
Brad Adamson: You have a nice place here.
Sarah Pierce: You think? Yeah, Richard does pretty well for himself.
Brad Adamson: Oh, yeah? What’s he do?
Sarah Pierce: He lies.
..
10:31 am on 20-Aug-07
Mary Ann: He should just be castrated. Just snip, quick and easy.
Sarah Pierce: You know what else you should do? Nail his penis above the entrance to the elementary school. That’d really teach him a lesson.
7:49 am on 29-Nov-07
Galadriel: The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsman of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived… for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master ring, to control all others. And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all. One by one, the free lands of Middle-earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword. Sauron, the enemy of the free peoples of Middle-earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy all evil forever. But the hearts of men are easily corrupted, and the Ring of Power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten, were lost. History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years, the Ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer. The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains, and there, it consumed him. The Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Gollum’s cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forest of the world. Rumour grew of a shadow in the east, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum. But something happened then the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable… a Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins of the Shire. For the time would soon come, when Hobbits would shape the fortunes of all.
Oh yeah, I went there. And I bought property.
11:55 pm on 5-Dec-07
Arnold Jackson: “What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”
1:41 am on 7-Dec-07
Lizzie: I am not ignorant of the dangers, sir. But I will not punish my people for their beliefs. Only for their deeds.
10:23 am on 7-Dec-07
Evey Hammond: Are you like a… crazy person?
10:04 pm on 7-Dec-07
V: I am quite sure they will say so.
12:52 am on 8-Dec-07
Rameses: The “weak link in the chain.” That’s what he called me.
Moses: Well, you are rather pathetic.
5:49 pm on 8-Dec-07
Governor Ratcliffe: Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?
Wiggins: Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?
7:27 am on 10-Dec-07
Coward!
10:41 am on 10-Dec-07
Nah, was just busy living - something you wouldn’t know anything about.
10:42 am on 10-Dec-07
Nika Boronina: What does the woman look like, two tables behind you?
Agent 47: The one with red hair and the silk dress?
Nika Boronina: Yes.
Agent 47: That’s not a woman.
1:46 am on 11-Dec-07
Austin: Wait, Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jumblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding, and then I’m in my knickers here and…
5:10 pm on 11-Dec-07
Troy: Fuck Randy, Fuck Randy, and his high score! That’s my own brother and I say Fuck Him!
6:49 am on 12-Dec-07
The Girl: Go on. Look at me. Look at my eyes. I’ll kill you. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror and my eyes get bigger and bigger. And I’m like a tiger. I like tigers. Rrrrah!
8:07 pm on 12-Dec-07
Mick Travis: The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.
2:40 am on 15-Dec-07
Ann Darrow: No! I said NO! That’s all there is. There isn’t any more.
4:20 pm on 15-Dec-07
::coughcowardcough::
10:01 pm on 15-Dec-07
::cough loser itch::
Butch: [beating up Marsellus] You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That’s pride FUCKIN’ with you! You gotta fight through that shit!
9:10 am on 16-Dec-07
Mr. Darcy: So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offences might have be overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty…
Elizabeth Bennet: My pride?
Mr. Darcy: …in admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?
Elizabeth Bennet: And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
Mr. Darcy: Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time.
3:10 pm on 18-Dec-07
Jack: Algy, you’re always talking nonsense.
Algy: It’s better than listening to it.
9:08 pm on 27-Dec-07
Girl: Fuck you, batteries.
12:24 pm on 28-Dec-07
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your’s would be too… if you were a man.
8:34 pm on 28-Dec-07
Juno MacGuff: If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I’m guessing it looks, probably like a sea monkey right now, and I should let it get a little cuter.
9:58 pm on 28-Dec-07
Boxer Santaros: The fourth dimension will collapse upon itself… you stupid bitch.
11:22 pm on 28-Dec-07
Jason Bourne: Alright, we have to move. Answer your phone.
12:13 am on 29-Dec-07
Thomas: Yeah, that way he can go back to his kids and his family, and you can go to your sister’s, and I can stay here! In this parking lot! All by myself! ‘Cause that’s obviously what everybody wants!
3:16 am on 29-Dec-07
Cecilia Tallis: You idiot… You realize that’s probably the most valuable thing we own?
Robbie Turner: Not anymore it isn’t.
(I hope you hate it in hell, you waste of oxygen.)
9:17 pm on 29-Dec-07
Now you’re quoting a movie you will never see. How sad.
11:55 pm on 29-Dec-07
Hayley Stark: Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.
12:37 am on 30-Dec-07
(Friday, bitch.)
The Argentinean: Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends bad.
6:47 am on 3-Jan-08
… didja4gettagenn?
9:25 pm on 3-Jan-08
Nah, was waiting to see what you wanted to do.
John J. Rambo: When you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing.
10:43 pm on 3-Jan-08
Anna Khitrova: Sometimes birth and death go together.
12:50 am on 4-Jan-08
Quinn: I’m gonna be naughty! I’m gonna be a naughty vampire god!
4:12 am on 4-Jan-08
Jeb Wilkinson: A man has only one life time. But history can remember you forever.
4:59 pm on 4-Jan-08
Messenger: What makes this woman think she can speak among men?
Queen Gorgo: Because only Spartan women give birth to real men.