You’ve got to be kidding, even Jessica’s frequent semi-nudity didn’t save that crap heap.
Look, I’ll give you one more chance for redemption, be brave and read my post here, and if you still want to keep your evil PC then we’ll have to just agree to disagree, and leave the eternal Mac vs PC argument for the next generation of combatants. What say you?
WTF?!
Methinks you’ve already been infected with the Microsoft insanity virus. If you feel yourself slowing down you should report to the nearest physician (or exorcist).
Sure I’ve had PCs in the past. Unfortunately I have to use them at work, but at home I like to spend time with my “precious”.
But when I decided to get into music production several years ago, I was advised to get a mac and fell in love straight away with my snow Imac. It just all made sense to me. I haven’t wanted a PC since then, it would be like a step backward for me. And every time I have to use a PC I am reminded of how much they suck.
Have you spent much time with a Mac?
And if you were brave enough to spend some time with a Mac, perhaps the scales would fall from your eyes and you would be enlightened. But alas, you are scared of learning the truth.
I would risk my state of well-being to prove you wrong, but I know no one with a Mac, so hah.
And yes, you did admit it. You referred to your Mac as “precious”, which would be an obvious Gollum reference, which would mean that your’s and all Macs are like the One Ring, the ultimate weapon of pure evil, corrupting the minds of everyone it crosses paths with.
See?
And you know J.D. she’s right MACs are easier to use and not as virus friendly…er that said I am on a PC right now…but it doesn’t change reality.
And I must confess I do adore that new Dukes of Hazaard movie but only because I am a geek and will admit it is no where near as good as the original series. Have you ever heard the Dukes of Hazaard album? There is a song that the General Lee sings. Yes a song, sung by a car. Disturbing.
I haven’t seen the straight to video prequel…but I understand as “bad” as the Johnny Knoxville Dukes of Hazaard is considered to be this video prequel is supposed to be far, far worse.
Oh and the pics of tongues sticking out were brilliant! You had me cracking up.
3:53 pm on 12-Aug-07
It looks good, but I just can’t trust Macs. And Justin Long is dead to me.
5:27 pm on 12-Aug-07
Why don’t you trust Macs? Macs are the way and the light! Convert to the cause now! Or else!!
And is the Justin Long hatred due to his appearance in Die Hard 4?
5:30 pm on 12-Aug-07
No, the Mac commercials. It’s all lies and propaganda I tells ya! I can see past their charms and appearances! They will not take this man down!
5:33 pm on 12-Aug-07
You will succumb to the force of the Mac. I will not give up hope for your soul to be saved from the hell that is Microsoft.
2:44 pm on 13-Aug-07
MICROSOFT IS A MANNA FROM HEAVEN!!!
You will not sway me, demon ! Back, back I say! Don’t make me Jesu– I mean Bill Gates to whoop yo ass!
12:07 am on 14-Aug-07
Mr Bill “El Diablo” Gates eats new-born babies for breakfast! Now I’m scared!
I give up - keep your damned PC - the viruses will get you! And don’t say I didn’t warn you.
12:11 am on 14-Aug-07
They’ve taken better computers than yours.
12:15 am on 14-Aug-07
But they’re not after me. They’re after you-ooooh (ha ha ha - evil cackle).
Flying virus monkeys, attack!
12:48 am on 14-Aug-07
Yeah, but at least they’re attacking Gone with the Wind, and not The Dukes of Hazzard! Hah!
1:23 am on 14-Aug-07
Um… right Okay then.
Anyway, the dukes are cool:
And they always find a way to beat that evil chubby guy in the white suit.
4:38 am on 14-Aug-07
I meant with…
JESSICA SIMPSON!!! [lightning clashes] MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
5:49 pm on 14-Aug-07
You’ve got to be kidding, even Jessica’s frequent semi-nudity didn’t save that crap heap.
Look, I’ll give you one more chance for redemption, be brave and read my post here, and if you still want to keep your evil PC then we’ll have to just agree to disagree, and leave the eternal Mac vs PC argument for the next generation of combatants. What say you?
9:44 pm on 14-Aug-07
[cries]
10:01 pm on 14-Aug-07
There, there, don’t cry. You didn’t know that I’m a Mac jedi master.
Shall I tell the Apple Store to expect your order?
11:39 pm on 14-Aug-07
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:52 am on 15-Aug-07
Defeat.
Her PC just crashed.
4:46 am on 15-Aug-07
Wait, who’s defeated?
5:15 pm on 15-Aug-07
You, of course.
6:47 pm on 15-Aug-07
Oh, of course! It’s ALWAYS the good guy that gets beat! :coughracistcough:
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP TILL YOU BURN ME AT THE STAKE! And even then, I’ll still defy you… as a Ghost! Wooooooooooooh!
6:48 pm on 15-Aug-07
DOWN WITH MACS! UP WITH AIR!
7:52 pm on 15-Aug-07
WTF?!
Methinks you’ve already been infected with the Microsoft insanity virus. If you feel yourself slowing down you should report to the nearest physician (or exorcist).
9:38 pm on 15-Aug-07
Iiifffff iiiii ttttteeeeennnnnnndddddddd t tttooooooo ssssllllllooooooooooowwwwwwww ddooowwwnwnnn iiiiiitttttttttt”’’ssssss mmmmmyyyyyyyyyy cccchhhhhhoooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiciccccccceeeeee,,,,,, ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy ???????????????????????
PC4EVER!!!!!!
9:57 pm on 15-Aug-07
I rest my case.
10:22 pm on 15-Aug-07
And I appeal your “decision”! I will fight you to the death, madam! So, tell me, have you ever had a PC in the first place?
11:31 pm on 15-Aug-07
Sure I’ve had PCs in the past. Unfortunately I have to use them at work, but at home I like to spend time with my “precious”.
But when I decided to get into music production several years ago, I was advised to get a mac and fell in love straight away with my snow Imac. It just all made sense to me. I haven’t wanted a PC since then, it would be like a step backward for me. And every time I have to use a PC I am reminded of how much they suck.
Have you spent much time with a Mac?
12:56 am on 16-Aug-07
No, I haven’t.
And you admit Macs are weapons of evil? Try and deny it, I have it on tape!
1:46 am on 16-Aug-07
I admit nothing. Your tape is a fake.
And if you were brave enough to spend some time with a Mac, perhaps the scales would fall from your eyes and you would be enlightened. But alas, you are scared of learning the truth.
2:53 am on 16-Aug-07
I would risk my state of well-being to prove you wrong, but I know no one with a Mac, so hah.
And yes, you did admit it. You referred to your Mac as “precious”, which would be an obvious Gollum reference, which would mean that your’s and all Macs are like the One Ring, the ultimate weapon of pure evil, corrupting the minds of everyone it crosses paths with.
See?
11:14 am on 16-Aug-07
Shit.
11:18 am on 16-Aug-07
You said:
Prove it. Go and play with one for a short while.
I dare you.
12:56 pm on 16-Aug-07
J.D. is just jealous of your awesome MAC skillz.
And you know J.D. she’s right MACs are easier to use and not as virus friendly…er that said I am on a PC right now…but it doesn’t change reality.
And I must confess I do adore that new Dukes of Hazaard movie but only because I am a geek and will admit it is no where near as good as the original series. Have you ever heard the Dukes of Hazaard album? There is a song that the General Lee sings. Yes a song, sung by a car. Disturbing.
2:40 pm on 16-Aug-07
There you have it!
2:48 pm on 16-Aug-07
Hey Becca, I hadn’t heard of the album, or the singing car til now!
I saw this yesterday in the supermarket, have you seen it?
5:03 pm on 16-Aug-07
Well, I’m a shut-in, so .
How about we just end this, NO WINNERS?
(Because if I can’t win… no one will)
6:49 pm on 16-Aug-07
I will gracefully accept your surrender. You were a worthy opponent.
You’re lucky though, I was planning to knock you out for the count with an IMovie video about how cool Macs are… oh well
6:54 pm on 16-Aug-07
It wasn’t a surrender! Gawwd! Do you wanna start this all over again!?
7:24 pm on 16-Aug-07
Nah, I’m tired. But we both know who won.
7:54 pm on 16-Aug-07
Yeah, Bill Gates. I’m pretty sure he has massive stock in Apple, so…
1:22 am on 17-Aug-07
I haven’t seen the straight to video prequel…but I understand as “bad” as the Johnny Knoxville Dukes of Hazaard is considered to be this video prequel is supposed to be far, far worse.
Oh and the pics of tongues sticking out were brilliant! You had me cracking up.