I’m still thinking about the videos I posted here a few days ago. Not all of us have great bodies, a lack of inhibition, or the light skin necessary for this experience, but it does look like great fun. Or perhaps you’d like to take it outside, do it in your local club without having to show your naked torso and thighs?

Well I have the answer for you, in this tracksuit that I’ve designed, which features all the words from the Harder Faster Better Stronger song for your robotic enjoyment.

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Optional fingerless gloves are also available. The tracksuit is available in any colour you desire, and once your order is received my team of skilled monkeys will create the dancesuit of your dreams.

I’ve found another video of a couple of sexy ladies performing their own version of the dance. Loads of the youtube commenters have been very rude about the ladies weight, but anyone can see that they aren’t overweight, they’re just normal-sized women. It’s a shame that we’re so used to seeing size zero women in the media that the average woman looks huge in comparison.

Madonna. Justin. Timbaland. 4 Minutes.

I’m not loving this one, guys. Funny cos I love each of these artists, but the song isn’t about anything really. 4 minutes to save the world from what? These guys are only saving me from buying this single.

It’s catchy and all, but I’m not feeling the faux-brass riff going on in the background, and the video is a bit disturbing with all those yucky flesh cutouts. That snog was nasty!

Madonna looks amazing though, some are saying that she was airbrushed, but I don’t know… professional makeup can hide anything…

Vid: The Creeps (Get On The Dancefloor) by The Freaks

I know you’re probably rolling your eyes at yet another music video, but I love these strange dance vids. I like the physicality of the girls’ movements, and the mundanity of the hospital ward.

Vid: The Weekend by Michael Gray

I’m so bored here, just wanna go home.

The weather in London has been surprising mild this week for February. The sun is shining, and it’s kind of unsettling. I’m not complaining though, just saying.

The Chinese New Year Celebrations in Soho should be really nice today.

Vid: Sun is Shining (remix) by Bob Marley

It’s my grandma’s birthday today so I’m going to see her for a few hours.