Ok, I admit it, I’m a geek. I’ve bought 3 ipods and sold 2 of them. I’ve bought cases, remote controls and other add-ons, but this is the ultimate ipod accessory – a vibrator which vibrates in time to your playlist…

Click on the pic for more info on this item.

I may just have to try the OhMiBod out myself, as scientific research, of course… An Urban Recluse needs to find ways to keep herself amused

It brings a new connotation to the oft-used blogging phrase: What’s currently playing on my ipod…

EDIT: I’ve had so many clicks on this page that I’ve decided to post a couple of ads on the site and try one of these vibes out for reviewing purposes. Check back here soon for updates.

Now that’s it’s happened, it feels like it was inevitable, but I promise that I was not planning it.

Feel free to call me a jezebel/slut/harlot/slag/whatever. I’m not proud of myself.

I let the married guy kiss me. I resisted at first, but then a voice inside me told me to let him if he tried to kiss me again. I had been fantasizing about him for so long, that I guess I wanted the fantasy to be real for a moment.

I felt so guilty, and yet so excited at the same time. I had crossed a new boundary, bypassed my morals, forgotten my feminine loyalties and become a sexual deviant (again).

He asked me for my phone number, but I refused to give it to him. He wants to continue our liaison, but I don’t want to be involved in an affair. I don’t want to be a mistress.

It can’t happen again.

As I’m a very naughty girl, yesterday I decided to pass by that cafe at lunchtime and see how the married guy was doing.

He was busy when I arrived, but seemed pleased to see me.

They had changed the format of the cafe and now featured a buffet. I opted for the spare ribs, and got some cheesy potatoes and veg soup too. It wasn’t the best meal I’ve ever had, but I wasn’t only there for the food.

I kept on noticing his small but pert butt in his jeans when he was cleaning tables nearby. Come on guys, there’s no harm in looking!

Later on he asked me how I was, and why he hadn’t seen me in a while. I was vague and mysterious, as appropriate.

As I’d been taking pics of the area earlier in the day, I was reviewing the pics on the LCD when he came back out and looked over my shoulder. He asked me to take one of him, so I did. (For his wife’s sake I won’t display it online, I’ll keep it for my personal trophy collection, lol.)

As soon as I’d paid him for my meal he was called round the back so I left without saying goodbye to him. I started walking back to work when I heard someone calling behind me. I stopped, turned around and saw him running towards me.

“Would you like to go out with me sometime?” he asked.

“You’re married, I can’t.”

Puppy eyes.

“Look,” I said. “Like I said before, we can be mates, we can hang out, but nothing more than that.”

“Fine. See you around.” He turned around and walked away.

I’ve just finished watching Munich, which I found very moving. Eric Bana was phenomenal. He reminded me of one of my exes (that one).

And Daniel Craig was in his band of assassins, looking broody and menacing. I’m going to watch Casino Royale for the 2nd time tonight, so it was nice to see him again though he wasn’t the main attraction.

Here’s a hot scene in CR, featuring Craig, a beautiful married woman, and the sexiest dress in the world. Enjoy!

No, that’s not my recommended retail price, but the total sum of my deviancy.

This meme was nicked from Strange Dark Gypsy Girl

Below is a list of “activities”, each awarded a penalty in dollars. You don�t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. What’s your score? I’m especially interested in Young Miss Williams @ http://talkingtoamy.blogspot.com (site now closed ), Veg and Lillian’s scores (consider yourselves tagged), but anyone else is welcome to chip in.

Smoked pot � $10
Did acid � $5
Ever had sex at church� $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you � $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace � $25
Had sex for money � $100
Vandalized something � $20
Had sex on your parents� bed � $10
Beat up someone � $20
Been jumped � $10
Crossed dressed � $10
Given money to stripper � $25
Been in love with a stripper � $20
Kissed some one who�s name you didn�t know � $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work � $15
Ever drive drunk � $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk � $50
Used toys while having sex � $30
Got drunk, passed out and don�t remember the night before � $20
Went skinny dipping � $5
Had sex in a pool � $20
Kissed someone of the same sex � $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex � $20
Cheated on your significant other � $10
Masturbated � $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend � $20
Done oral � $5
Got oral � $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving � $25
Stole something � $10
Had sex with someone in jail � $25
Made a nasty home video � $15
Had a threesome � $50
Had sex in the wild � $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex � $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars � $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older � $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 � $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time � $50
Said you love someone but didn�t mean it � $25
Went streaking � $5
Went streaking in broad daylight � $15
Been arrested � $5
Spent time in jail � $15
Peed in the pool � $0.50
Played spin the bottle � $5
Done something you regret � $20
Had sex with your best friend � $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work � $25
Had anal sex � $80
Lied to your mate � $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good � $25

So my score shows that I’ve had a bit of fun in my youth, but not too much…