Baroness Becca has taken up my offer of an interview; here are her questions.

1. I love your Sunday Sauce posts! Who do you think are 5 sexiest women and men alive? How about ever?

Thanks darling, I’m sure you know that I love all the sexy pinups that you display on your blog too.

Here’s my list of the sexiest people in the world:

Angelina Jolie. Yeah, I know. But it’s true.

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So I saw the Tempest at the theatre on Tuesday evening. Patrick Stewart was great, so expressive that he showed up the actress playing his daughter. She was strangely bland and lacklustre. There were some funny moments, but it dragged a bit after a while.

Yesterday I met up with Ahmed for a chat and a cup of tea. He asked me to write my ideal man wishlist. I told him that I’d already blogged about that, but he wanted to compare notes with me. I discovered that he wanted a man who was “loaded” with nice lips, a nice butt and plenty of ambition. He’s into that cosmic ordering malarkey so he’s going to wish for this man to materialise. We’ll see how that works out for him.

I bought this lush pen yesterday. It’s by Jordi Labanda, is in zebra print and has an Audrey Hepburn-esque logo on the lid.

And look at what the postman brought me today!

I’ll write a full review in a few days.

You really don’t know anything about women, do you? We do NOT like being stalked!

And that bizarre colourful jacket did not help your cause.

You gotta have a J O B
if you wanna be with me
No romance with no finance (x2)

That old song just popped into my mind. It’s half true, I prefer a guy to be able to support himself, but I’m not a gold digger and I don’t need a sugar daddy.

I had lunch with my mate Miguel today. He nearly persuaded me to think about re-entering the dating world. His point was that if I don’t present myself as available, guys won’t think that they have a chance with me. It’s logical I guess, but I don’t know if I’m ready to be involved again.

Maybe I should stick to the books.

I think I need some romance in my life in order to get over the married guy. I need a nice single guy to sweep me off my feet.

I saw him again today. (I’ll call him “Dirk” from now on.) He apologised for taking advantage of me and offending me with his advances. However, in the next breath he told me how much he was still lusting after me…

I’m not asking for that much, so I wonder why I haven’t met anyone suitable in the last 26 years. My ideal guy would be:

• • 26-33 years old
• • Taller than me (I’m 5ft5/165cm)
• • Intelligent, but preferably not too intellectual (my time in the uni put me off intellectuals!)
• • Creatively minded, or at least tolerant of my creative urges
• • Slim or slightly muscular (I’ve dated overweight and skinny guys in the past, but I prefer something in the middle.)
• • A bit adventurous (it would be cool to go on foreign holidays, maybe try out rock climbing, horse riding, skiing, and other fun things together)
• • Open-minded with a quirky sense of humour (cos I’m rather strange sometimes)
• • Working with means to support himself (cos I don’t want to be on Judge Judy some day suing his ass!)
• • Thoughtful, generous, romantic, a gentleman
• • with a cute face and squeezable ass!

I’m not asking for much, am I?

Just realised, I may have to adjust my criteria slightly as Daniel Craig is older than 33… oh well, rules are meant to be bent…