1. Does the fact that Katie Price’s novel is outselling the entire Booker shortlist mean that the discerning reader of “quality fiction” is no more?
2. Horror movies as an exploration of the eternal conflict between introvert and extrovert? Interesting theory. I try not to watch horror movies unless they’re more silly than scary. (I know what you did last night…in the pub toilets, with the landlady…)
3. A tip I could have used all those times that I’ve had “wardrobe malfunctions” (thankfully none as embarrassing as you-know-who’s): how to turn a paper clip into a safety pin.