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Even when I’m wrong, I’m right

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 | Posted in celeb news

Less than a week after I blogged about Lily Allen’s cleavage, the pop singer reveals that she’s pregnant, and that’s she’s going to have her own tv show.

Plus she’s going to be a judge for the Orange prize for fiction.

What next for Lily? Let’s just hope she stays off the booze while she’s pregnant.

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Jodie Marsh – the Return

Friday, December 21st, 2007 | Posted in celeb news, fun

Don’t worry, Becca, I’ll record it for you.

13 Post-Christmas Fitness DVDs

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 | Posted in celeb news, fun, thursday thirteen

In Britain we have a tradition of pigging out during Christmas and then making plans to exercise off the extra pounds during the new year. The diet and fitness industry fills that need with new fitness videos which are usually released on Boxing Day and tend to feature soap or reality show stars.

Here’s a selection of fitness DVDs which will be released next week in the UK.

1. Natalie Cassidy’s Then And Now Workout

“Actress Natalie Cassidy stars in her own exercise title, demonstrating how she lost two and a half stone.”

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2. Shilpa’s Yoga

“Bollywood superstar [and Celebrity Big Brother star] Shilpa Shetty presents this guide to the yoga routines that keep her curvaceous, calm and focused.”

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Hypothesis: Lily Allen has discovered the PR power of her own breasts

Saturday, December 15th, 2007 | Posted in celeb news, Eye Candy


Correlatory evidence

1 Dec 2007: Topless pic appears in the News of The World

3 Dec 2007: Sexy pics in January 2008 edition of GQ

Lily Allen - GQ Cover Jan 08

An interesting switch by the girl who said (not too long ago) that Cheryl Tweedy was a “stupid bitch” for taking her clothes off for the lad mags.

Now she’s saying:

“A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn’t feel confident. I felt like, ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly…and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty’.”

“Ever since a kid I’ve felt like I’m possibly the uncoolest, naffest person ever to walk the earth. But I feel great at the moment. I actually don’t have one bad thing to say about anything.”

12 Dec 2007 onwards: suddenly a plethora of nipple shots of Ms Allen are appearing around the net.

Lily Allen in Paris

I predict that Lily’s next venture will be a sexy post-Xmas workout video…

How I lost 19lbs in 6 weeks. SMILE – you can do it too!

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Video: Oh My God by Mark Ronson feat. Lily having a Jessica Rabbit moment.

Larissa Update

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 | Posted in celeb news, dirty cows, Eye Candy

UPDATE: This appears to have been a hoax, and the News of the World have now removed the article from their site. I am sorry if this blog post caused any upset to Larissa.

Larissa Summers

According to an article in today’s News of the World, Larissa Summers, the naughtiest contestant in Dirty Cows, was born a male. I didn’t realise until I saw Paul’s comment, and then got the newspaper to read it for myself.

All I’m going to say about it is that Larissa looks gorgeous, but it was inevitable that the truth would come out as she has been courting the limelight by appearing on telly and modelling, etc.

I haven’t a clue about how it might feel to be a person who wants to change gender, so I’m not going to judge her on her lifestyle. It can’t be easy, and she’s not making her life any easier by living in the public eye.

Anyway, I’m 100% woman, and I’d love to look half as sexy as Larissa.