Why are you here?
Saturday, September 29th, 2007They say that curiousity killed the cat, but I doubt that my curiousity in this matter will have such dramatic results. I’m curious about why you come here, and what you come here for. The results probably won’t have much impact on my future writing as I tend to write according to my whims and urges, but it would be fascinating to me.
Of course, due to my site stats programs (Sitemeter and Mint) I have some idea of the searches that bring people here, but I don’t always know if they find what they’re looking for, or if I’m just another stepping stone on the way to the solution.
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And for your amusement, here are some of the interesting search terms that have brought folks to my humble blog in the past week:
- grandma kick ass/kick-ass girl/sexy ass girl/cute ass girl
- pet cat tests
- urban sex talk
- spider deterrent/repellent
- dirty young chavs
- raccoon/evil raccoon/raccoon sex
- politics of mass distraction
- 15 year old model
- paris hilton
- girl sex tartan skirt
- britney spears hot tub photos
- someone who had a threesome
- sexy jamaican men
- amazing urban short stories
- women with bald heads
- ghost monkey/monkey ass
- future warrior woman
- naked avatar character
- gay spock/star trek gay porn
- sexy vampire
- monkey AND writing AND cartoon
- reclusive children
- M
- pub party with sex
- cartoon monkey chimp alcohol drink
- reclusive drug addict
- $20 to have sex with me
- crazy monkeys
- monkey chimp artwork
- asian gay boys sex london
- dopamine fun sexy
- japanese massage out call sex
- i hate meetings
- monkey and mirror
- movies starring monkeys
- licking ass
- kick in the groin by a girl
- pigsy execution
- butt plug her ass
- resistance weapons
- my beast tube sex
- condom bursting pics
- girls show there knickers off
- dirk jerk photography
- monkeys smoking
- touch my boob
- bubbling in the stomach
- mature knickers
- he tried to kiss my feet
- funny monkey face
- groin kick
- “landing strip” bikini
- massage london hungarian style gay
- bent her over
- urban piss
- lemons are louder than rocks
- monkeys and weed
- lesbian girls gothic
- vibrating monkey
- diet poems go straight to hell
- isabel boob
- i hate monkey
- fat sexy strippers
- where can i find monkey and cock with rooster staute
- maried womans phonenumber for sex
This worries me, I wasn’t expecting all of that filth! Raccoon sex?? 
Please reassure me, as google seems to think that the Urban Recluse is a dirty blot on the blogosphere. A spot for miscreants to congregate and compare notes. 
6:35 pm on 29-Sep-07
I showed up initially because of your participation in the Green Monkey Music Project over at Splotchy’s place. It’s an entertaining blog and I need to spend a little more time enjoying it when I’m not so busy with that damned Korean Bagel Lady!
12:32 am on 30-Sep-07
I’ve totally got to use some of those keywords in my own entries. That’s one impressive list of searches!
6:59 am on 30-Sep-07
I yield to no one in my PJ fandom!
7:46 pm on 30-Sep-07
I come here because I like to read blogs by a diverse group of people who live in otherparts of the world. It doesn’t get much more diverse from me than a younger black woman who lives in London.
4:05 pm on 1-Oct-07
Dale: welcome, don’t let the bagel lady keep you down!
Susan: you don’t need any of that sleaze, you’re fab as you are.
Nicholas: now I’m scared!
Dr. M: we’re not so different, forget about all that superficial stuff.
10:19 pm on 3-Oct-07
Admittedly I found you because I was searching for Dirty Cows stuff, but I’m glad I did. Blogs entertain me greatly, but I tend to only read ones I find randomly rather than actually bothering to search for them on sites that I never use otherwise. I’m horribly nosy though, I can spend hours and hours reading peoples random thoughts. I daren’t even hook up my wireless router; the uncomfortable desk chair is the only thing that keeps my reading sessions to a decent length, and if I could read from the comfort of my bed I’d be on here all day.
I get very strange searches to my blog too. Mostly things to do with cream and hookers, although I have no clue why. *shrugs*
And I’m off to find the DIrty Cows thing that I was looking for, but I’m sure I’ll return.