Have you ever obliterated a village?

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

I am Syphilis. Don't Screw With Me, Or I'll Give You Dementia.
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Hibernating Beast!
Nggghhaahhh!
Grrr arrr Rum and Monkey.

Ironic, isn't it?
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

Sex With Nuns
Are You Damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

4 Responses to “Have you ever obliterated a village?”

  1. 1
    J.D.:

    You perverted Syphilis-having Ahhnoldizing Nun-sexing tigress. You are not competent enough to be called “blogger”. Or sober enough. Or clothed enough. Or drunk enough. [laughs like it was my first brain aneurysm] Everyonce dance now. Bomp. Bomp. Bomp. Bomp. Bomp. Bomp. Bomp. Bomp. BOMP. TTTTTRYEHYHHSBNHBNBNBNCBDBG!

    I’m kooky!

    I’m crazy!

    I live in a hole!

    [crowd goes wild]

    ……….

    LET’S PLAY WHACK-A… MMOOOOLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!! [audience roars with applause]

    We are the Three Monkey Fetuses, and you suck! WHoo!bnsK!!!!!

  2. 2
    Lori:

    LOL….now thats funny.

  3. 3
    J.D.:

    ^ I was high when I wrote that, so I’m sorry for the high-level WTFism. But I apologize for nothing!

  4. 4
    J.D.:

    I am also not admitting any drug use.

    It was a metaphor.

    [.................]

    It twas I tells ya!