Baby Love

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

I’ve just finished posting several auctions onto ebay on behalf of my brother. The items are all baby-related. As he was clearing out some of his cupboards recently, he came across loads of brand new baby clothes and other bits and pieces that his broody ex-girlfriend purchased while they were together. (Maybe her pregnancy scare wasn’t an accident? I remember her calling my mum and telling her that the condom had burst… we were all on tenterhooks until her period came again.)

Now my brother isn’t in contact with her anymore, and as he’s eager to raise some extra spending money for his trip to Las Vegas in a few weeks, he asked me to help him sell the stuff. I’m taking 10% for my trouble.

Click here to check out the merchandise if you want to buy a nice pressie for an expectant mother. I can find out about international postage if necessary. Email me if you’re interested in taking them off my hands, or have fun bidding!

2 Responses to “Baby Love”

  1. 1
    Liane Spicer:

    Okay, maybe that wasn’t supposed to be funny, but the idea of a girlfriend calling the guys mom and telling her that the condom burst is freaking me out. People DO that?

  2. 2
    PJ:

    She was a complete nutter. I witnessed her mum kicking her out of their house (then she came to live with us). Then there was the time that she arranged a nice party for his birthday, then decided to announce their engagement without discussing it with him! Oh, and the other birthday party where she’d booked a rough-looking stripper to dance for him! (Now that was bloody funny!)