Comments on: Blogging ASBO

By: PJ

PJ — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:55:14 +0000

J.D.: I don’t live in Moscow, that’s all you need to know.

SF: um… okay then…

Dr M: nobody wants to get an ASBO! You have to behave like an uncivilised hooligan to get one. Either that or just piss me off.

By: Dr. Monkey

Dr. Monkey — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 22:12:04 +0000

That pic of the Queen is priceless.

What do I have to do to get one of those ABSO’s?

By: SamuraiFrog

SamuraiFrog — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:12:03 +0000

I’m not one of those people who will just sit there and see a picture of a dog like that, even an incredibly cute one (like that), and just coo and yell “Puppy!” even though no one else is home and say “Aaaaawwwww.” I am not one of them. So there. I didn’t do any of those things. Not me.

By: J.D.

J.D. — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:32:42 +0000

I sent it… damn. Where do you live? I think I might have sent it to Moscow…

By: PJ

PJ — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:35:03 +0000

You did say that you’d sent me something which you shouldn’t have, and that I shouldn’t stay at home on Tuesday…

Well, no suspicious packages turned up, so the bomb squad weren’t called. I don’t like to waste the police’s time as I am a law-abiding citizen, unlike certain miscreants.

“Evil genius in training?” You wish.

By: J.D.

J.D. — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:02:09 +0000

Oh, and what were the results from the bomb squad you sent?

By: J.D.

J.D. — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:53:51 +0000

I said no such thing! And I don’t have a hoodie. And I’m not a “hooligan.” More like, “Evil genius in training.”

And I will place the badge on my blog with honour. So skew you lady!

["Welcome to the Black Parade" plays while I triumphantly exit]