No thank you!
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007I hadn’t seen Dirk for a few weeks, though I’d been back to the caf’ a few times. He’s been stuck in the kitchen washing dishes after sacking one of his staff whilst in a rage about something or other.
It’s been nice going to the café without having to endure his leering glances. I’ve just been hanging out with the old guys there, having a laff and chatting about whatever. It’s nice, I feel like I almost belong.
He appeared from out of the kitchen at lunchtime today, wearing khaki shorts and scruffy shoes. Sweating. As he greeted us I felt compelled to yank on a few of the hairs on his pale legs…
An hour later he came to my workplace (again). We had a brief chat about general stuff (including my stagnant love-life).
As he walked away we had the following exchange:
DIRK: You’ve put on some weight haven’t you?
PJ: Probably.
DIRK: Your tits still look great though.
PJ: Thanks, I know.
12:21 pm on 23-Jun-07
What a silver-tongued cavalier….
6:39 am on 24-Jun-07
I was drinking a coke when I read this, and it came out of my nose when I got to the end. Funny stuff